Another dad moment. Note: he really wants me to have a girl.
Dad: Walks into the room and picks up a quarter. "Okay: heads and Taylor's having a boy, tails it's a girl."
Dad: "Best two out of three."
Dad: "Wait, this one's the magic flip!"
Dad: "Fine, this is a test. Heads and CJ is a boy, tails she's a girl."
Dad: Scowling at the quarter. "Let's try: tails I'm going to work tomorrow, heads I'm staying home."
My sister and I: Cracking up.
Dad: Pretending to glare. "Heads my kids are smart asses, tails they're not."
Dad: "Never mind, this quarter's broken."