"Do you see that poster? It's Twilight.
"Yeah, soon you'll be like, *pretends to swoon*
"You'll be like, 'Vampires can date me!'
"Well you know what? Never.
"Did you hear me? Never.
"'Can I go to my friend's house?' Never!
"'Can I date?' Never.
"Yeah, I like that word.
"'Never.'"
