I have internet again! I know, I kind of never came back to say that I wasn't going to have it and so you all just think that I'm dead or that I forgot my blog existed, but neither of those things happened, I swear.
A lot has happened in the last few months so I owe a very long, overly-detailed post to explain and then I should be back regularly. Sorry about disappearing, sorry about the too-long post to come, you're totally allowed to ignore it. But promise to tune back in when I get back on track!
Damn, I have way too much to update here. But anyway, welcome back, me!
EDIT: 4/10/2013--I don't want to just remove this but let's pretend it didn't happen.