Also, this is obviously the only reason I avoid doing the dishes in my house - because what if I were to turn away and, in my terribly confused state, to trip over the dog and fall on a knife? Or to cause some other totally unavoidable catastrophe?
Stop looking at me like that. It's likely.
"But...wouldn't you wait for the dishes to cool down and/or dry a little more before unloading it anyway?" you ask.
And my answer to that is *covers ears*, "La-la-la-la, my excuse still counts if I can't hear you!"
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